My pals mum is fifty, but so fuckin’ hot. Natural blonde, slim, ample tits, legs to die for, and shes really cheeky. She always picks us up when we go into town and can’t be bothered to get a cab. Paul was out cold, he’d be chucking up everywhere. Fast asleep in the back-seat. I needed a pee on the way home, so she pulls over and I jumped out. Finished my pee and went back to the car. She was having a smoke stood by the car and we got chatting. One minute she was telling me how bored she was the next we were kissing. We were straight at it. Her thin fingers were sown my pants and wrapped around my cock. My hands had raised her skirt and my fingers were deep inside her hot pussy. She dropped my pants and I had my gleaming cock straight in. She loved it. I’ve been invited back for more.
Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!