I was jewelry shopping for my wife. I asked the sales woman about the chain anklets. She whispered, “They’re for intelligent, independent and free thinking women.” She subtly pointed to her similarly adorned ankle, but her’s had small key attached. “Attractive?” Yes. “Is your wife independent?” Yes. “You’d do anything for her?” Yes. “She sent you to buy this?” Yes, she wants a key too. “Let’s move to our private consulting area for your instructions, measurements and fitting.” -FH
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