My butt. Really my butthole. I’ve spent most of the afternoon with an assortment of buttplugs and a dildo in (and out, repeat) my ass. I got some toys so my wife and I could experiment – and I started without her. Oops. I can’t wait for her to get here, but worried that she’ll wonder why i’m so loose. I was also just standing at the sink, cleaning the dildo for its ‘first use’ later, and caught myself saying out loud: “I need the real thing, this long but thicker. Please, [wife], find me a cute young stud that can pound my ass while you watch”. I hope she likes this as much as me, cause I can see us getting her a strap-on, dressing me up and turning me into her little bitch. I worry about me, because I want to find that hot young stud, share his cock with my wife (she won’t swallow, but I will), and be his bitch too – while she watches. Getting hard again just thinking about it.